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please spread this so that it can actually be funny instead of just 1 person voting

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verylostpenguin:

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verylostpenguin:

It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are

I was having lunch with them today and my grandpa started throwing napkins at my grandmother, and she balled it up and looked all set to throw it back but then she put it down and said “I will not throw it because I was brought up properly, you were dragged” she has spent ¾ of her life with this man

I thought I’d let you know how they’ve been getting on during lockdown, so here’s some of the FaceTime conversation from today:

“My goodness, the way technology is advancing - in 20 years we’ll be able to shake hands through the screen!”

“Rex, I don’t think we’ll be here in 20 years.”

“Well you can make your own plans, I shall only be 109.”

What’s up friends, it’s been 3 years, grandpa has made it to 88 and they’ve been married 62.5 years! Please enjoy another instalment:

Grandpa: the new packs are.. it’s.. what is it. It self destructs

Grandma : biodegradable, Rex.

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griancraft:

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My grandpa posted this presumably to be transphobic or something but ngl it kinda slays. Get it vader

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bisonrimant:

Sculpture sur bois d'un Ornythorinque debout. Plutôt de profil regard vers la gauche avec vu très légèrement plongée. Ses pattes sont peintes en noir, son bec en gris foncé. Ses yeux sont un noir avec un trait gris et deux points blancs. tient en couteau dans la bouche. Posé sur un plan de travail abimé. On voit un manche de couteau dans l'angle gaucheALT
Vu de 3/4 par son autre profil.ALT
Vu en plongée de 3/4ALT

Platypeace was never an option

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demeter1111:

A universe in motion seen from the International Space Station during a night pass over Earth.

(@ wonderofscience on Twitter)

Timelapse created from images courtesy of the Earth Science and Remote Sensing Unit, NASA Johnson Space Center(ISS061-E-110520-111341 eol.jsc.nasa.gov).

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Montrealing: the act or action of being in Montreal like a Montrealer.

ultmcsa:

To walk in a crowd where people mostly pay attention and not rage.To pick any old pub/restaurant/dive and know you’ll have good food. To take the transit at rush hour and not have to wait 3 trains to get on. To zig zag between construction and cars on a Friday night, in the heart of downtown, and not be scared for your life. De parler 2 langues en même temps et avoir tout le monde autour de toi comprendre. De pas avoir à répéter le mot ‘poutine’ parce que ffs it’s not pronounced ‘puteen’. To bagel and smokemeat properly. To hear simultaneous French/English discussion around you that both bitch about the system and know you’ll be doing the same once your friends come, because yes it’s ok to talk politic at the table. De savoir que, finalement, peu importe ou tu te ramasse, quelque chose d'intéressant va arrivé, même en milieu de semaine. Mais en même temps, tu le sais que tout le monde va chialer qu'on a rien à faire un Samedi soir de festival…

crybabycunt:

Clint: What are you two arguing about this time?
Kate: She is always using common phrases incorrectly!
Yelena: It’s not rocket surgery.
Kate: (pulls at her own hair) SEE!!!
Clint: Well, that’s a bit unfair. Language barrier and all.
Yelena:
Kate: She knows what she’s doing.
Yelena:
Clint: (shrugs and walks away)
Yelena: Cry me a table, Kate.
Kate: AHHHH!!!